Sherlock in France : the preview
Sherlock in France is the story a genius detective, Sherlock Holmes, who lives in Paris with his lover Jean Watson.
They live in 221bis rue des boulangers. (Seriously. There is a rue des boulangers at Paris. THIS IS HAPPENING GUZ. XD)
They live there with madame Hudson, the maid.
Sherlock Holmes is recognazible thanks to his béret. It’s a sort of death frisbee.
He plays the accordion when he’s thinking.
He’s got an addiction to baguette. But that’s not worse than Jean always with his milk Dom Perignon.
Him and his lover Jean Watson only use bateau-mouches. Because buses and the tube are on strike.
Sherlock has a very efficient network for informations.
They solve crimes together, helping l’inspecteur Lestrade, a policeman from Marseille.
“Jeu neu sais pas comment Sherlock se démerde aveceu ce téléphoneu cellulaireu! Con! “
“Ils ont volé la Jocondeuh ? He peuchère, c’pas notre division hein !”
“Après l’heure du pastis c’est pas notre division non plus ! Putain con !”
But soon, they have to face Jacques Moriarty, who is going to try to steal Sherlock’s heart from Jean.
Jacques Moriarty is a breton guy, fan of Jean Ferrat. At first he looks like an innocent guy working for the galeries Lafayette.
But it appears that he is the greatest criminal that the world has ever seen.
And he will do anything to have Sherlock. An obsessive love story. A sexual tension. Will they end in a ménage à trois ?
How far will Sherlock be abble to go to save Jean ?
PS : I’m so sorry, but I can’t stop laughing.
