
oh-crumpets a ragi votre billet : oh-crumpets a ragi votre billet : *sigh* I want…
FRENVENGERS ROADTRIP AU
BEFORE A QUICK TRIP TO THE MONT SAINT MICHEL (breizh atao) AND THEN PROBABLY TO SAINT MALO AND DRESS AS PIRATES AND EAT ICES AT SANCHEZ AND THE BEST GINORMOUS CAKES AT TIMOTHY AND ALSO PIES AT L’ART CANDY
AND THEN MAY BE THE POINTE DU RAZ BECAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD IS COOL LIKE THAT
AND ALSO QUIMPER IS SUPER PRETTY AND VANNES TOO AND MY HEART BELONGS TO SAILING IN THE MORBIHAN GULF
AND THERE IS THIS SMALL TOWN CALLED ROHAN AND IT LOOKS SUPER PRETTY AND I JUST WANT TO GO THERE AND SHOUT “ROHIRIIIIIIIM”
but we need to go to Brocéliande so i can tell you all the ghost and faes stories and never shut up about my baby Lancelot, who is my first love and i will love him ‘till the day i die
(and also Merlin’s grave, to hurt those who used to like that show 8D)
SEEMS LIKE A LEGIT PLAN. LET’S GET THE HELLICARRIER.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR ? LET’S RENT A VAN LIKE THE SCOOBIDOO GANG
I really like our Agent Hill because i can text her at 8:30 am about lizards’ sexuality and she answers and then i giggle alone in the street because of her
Petition for the Frenvengers to share a house
or a Stark tower
or a german sex dungeon
Aaaaaaaaaand back home.
There and back again. 8D
I was in Rennes, at my Cap’s place with my Frenvengers team and it was AWESOME. I even met Klexquisite, and I have the biggest ridiculous crush on her ever and I’m just so happy, and we saw the Hobbit twice in two days, one in HFR and OHMYGODITISSOPRETTYOHMYGODWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
I don’t have any moral standards left after spending several hours playing cards against humanity.
But whatever, this game is the most hilarious game ever. IT WAS AWESOME AND MY ABS ARE ACHING BECAUSE I HAVE LAUGHED WAY TOO MUCH.
It was awesome and I love you all and please can we live in the stark tower together

This was originally a Christmas Gift for my dear friend Loki, but since she has good heart, she demanded I shared with you THE 2013 AVENGERS BUTTS CALENDAR
Cover - January - February - March - April - May - June - July - August - September - October - November - December - Back Cover (If you tell me where I can host the whole thing so that you can dl all 14 pages more easily, I will provide a link!)
Notes:
- Not all pictures are quality shots. But you have no idea how hard it is to find screencaps of people’s butt before you’ve actually tried.
- No, October is not Tom’s butt. It’s Loki’s in disguise, during an event for which, FOR ONCE, HE WASN’T WEARING A FRIGGING CAPE.
- Days off are in grey but these are the French ones.
- In case you’d like to wish birthdays: Phil - Loki - Natasha - Thor - Bruce - Clint - Maria - Bucky - Steve - Tony
I’ve had a look at the parislockian christmas pics and I have three things to say
- I am so jelly
- I want more, show me everything
- We Bretonians should totally take lots of pics at our NYE party
like Judith said
breizhlock gurl
breizhlock
I’m sorry but I think you both mean Breizhvengers.
I guess we will have to wear breizh punishers shirts then

THE OFFICIAL LET’S-TALK-ABOUT-NEW-YEAR’S-EVE POST
Please read this post if you’re on my team. Except you Bruce and Widow, it’s okay if you don’t, we all know you’ll be busy saving poor people or ice skating in Russia (that’s how they call master assassinations these days.) If you’re not and my team and you’re really REALLY bored, well, I guess you can read this. Otherwise, scroll scroll scroll!
Look at me not studying for finals and answering you because important stuff (truth is, I’m not procrastinating, I’m freaking out)
Okay so, where : your place or Tony’s, I don’t mind, if it’s in Rennes I’ll take the train (but I’m sad because Tony won’t be here if it’s in Rennes ? D: but Tony’s place is going to be crowded ?)
When, well, I’m free, 100% free, I’ll bring my homework if I have to 8D
What : I’ve never been out on december 31st, don’t look at me like that.
I prefer staying in. And play “cards against humanity”
How…well, I’d like to dress as a classy hot piece of cake, or maybe cosplay, and I have a lot of hats and they’re not silly excuse you
Also about food and drink, I can bring food, I like to cook, food is good, yes, I can cook.
I had news from Black Widow, she’s going on a mission for New Year’s Eve with her parents in Spain, so we don’t have her house. Unless we break in, and I like that idea, but after all, I’m the bad guy ! 8D
I still have my flat in La Roche sur Yon trololo.
Otherwise, we’re going to crash at Tony’s again ? It’s going to be slightly crowded 8D But why not, I will still dance naked on the table.I will be probably working on Christmas Eve so unless you guys crash at my place again, I won’t be with you (probably gonna work until 7:30)
You probably mean New Year’s Eve. You tired Tony. shhh… *pat pat* WE ARE TOTALLY KIDNAPPING YOU.