my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!”
SO IN THE COMICS she’s falling off a bridge and he catches her to try to save her with his spider web, but her body is forced into an unnatural position and she snaps her neck. And as he’s reeling her body back, he’s still making wise-cracks about how much he loves his powers at the moment, because he saved her. And then he realises that she’s dead.
oMGF THAT”S HORRIBLE
No, that’s physics.
Why aren’t you in my bed: Jamie Dornan
You know, since I am a kid, “the 3 musketeers” has always been my favorite book. It’s so perfect, it makes me cry and laugh and it’s too epic for its own good, I just love Dumas.
But at the utopiales, we found a book named “the 4 musketeers and more if there’s chemistry”. So, a bit horrified and curious (because that sounds like a gay!porn fanfiction, do I have to say it ?), I opened it at a random page. I will only remember one quote, and just leave it there :
FUCK THE IGUANA, said the ninja.
After a more or less shity day and two hours in traffic jam, time to hit the road again, back to uni. Won’t be back before… monday evening.